Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of August 26, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogCan I Use the Emergency Door?
“Last one off the plane must clean it.” – Pilot upon landing

The How Will Be Shown
“Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way.” – Abraham Lincoln

White Lightning
“He wasn’t a country singer. He was a country song.” – Bob Schieffer speaking at singer George Jones’s memorial

The Strength in Negotiations
“Okay. Let’s not do it.” – Louis C.K.

Danger!
“The dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication.” – Warning sign posted on fence