Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of October 7, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogGet the Donald Trump Look?
Q: Peter Marshall: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A: George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Understood
“We are not disorganized. We just have a kind of organization that transcends understanding.” – Jacques Barzaghi

Either/Or
“To see what is right, and not do it, is want of courage, or of principle.” – Confucius

I Think I’m Going to Pass Out
“If you can’t stand the sight of your own blood…you shouldn’t be in politics.” – Mike Huckabee

Dream On
“I keep seeing commercials on how to get your dream job. ‘Call now for information on your dream job.’ Wow! Finally, a chocolate factory run by blond women! Count me in!” – Dave Attell

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