Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of October 8, 2012

And So Many Have
“I like political jokes unless they get elected.” – Unknown

Did too. Did not. Did too!
“The haves and the have-nots can often be traced back to the dids and the did-nots.” – D.O. Flynn

Let Me Rephrase That
“I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

Breaking News!
“Sleep, riches, and health, to be truly enjoyed, must be interrupted.” – Jean Paul Richter

Something to Sleep On
“There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don’t come true, neither do your nightmares.” – Richard Armour