Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of November 19, 2012

Mom Said It Differently
“The fastest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.” – Roseanne

Everything Teaches
“Failure is merely an opportunity to start over again, wiser than before.” – Unknown

The Smog Also Rises
“Los Angeles is 72 suburbs in search of a city.” – James Gleason

Bad News for Talk Radio and Twitter
“The best advice I can give is to ignore advice.  Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others.” – Russel Edson

I Smell Victory
“My center is giving way, my right is in retreat: situation excellent.  I am attacking.” – Marshal Ferdinand Foch