Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of December 17, 2012

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“Classical music is the kind you keep thinking will turn into a tune.” – Kin Hubbard

From Way-y-y Down Under
“The Sydney Opera House looks as if it were something that had crawled out of the sea and was up to no good.” – Beverly Nichols

Let’s Polka!
“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.” – Norman Schwartzkopf

Novocaine Should Help
“You sang like you were in a dentist’s chair.” – Simon Cowell

Pass the Salt and Pepper
“I could never learn to like her – except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.” – Mark Twain