Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of January 14, 2013

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“I watch Cops regularly just to see if any of my relatives are on it.” – Travis Tritt

Blue Jet Blue
“If God had really intended man to fly, He’d make it easier to get to the airport.” – Jonathan Winters

411
“No man’s opinions are better than his information.” – Robert Lenzner

Yada Yada Yada
“In good communication, people should be in no doubt that you have reached a conclusion.” – John Adair and Neil Thomas

Good Morning, Sunshine
“I was so handsome that women became spellbound when I came into view.  In San Francisco, in rainy seasons, I was often mistaken for a cloudless day.” – Mark Twain

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