Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of March 4, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogHow Would He Know?
“Confidence: what you have before you understand the problem.” – Woody Allen

Beer for My Horses
“Country Music: three chords and the truth.” – Harlan Howard

“If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?” – Vince Lombardi

Case of the Hanging Chads
“It doesn’t matter who votes. What matters is who counts the votes.” – Joseph Stalin

NASCAR’s Teacher
“Second Place: the first loser.” – Dale Earnhardt