Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of March 25, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogBetter Left Unsaid
“I am amazed at radio DJs today.  I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.” – Jasper Carrott

Thumbs Down
“A critic has been defined as someone who comes down from the mountain after the battle and shoots all the wounded.” – Sander Vanocur

Germ of Nike Quote?
“You can’t try to do things. You simply must do things.” – Ray Bradbury

Admit It
“Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.” – Martial

That’s Tough
“Bagel: an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.” – Beatrice and Ira Freeman