Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of April 1, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogThe Older I Get…
“The IQ and life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.” – George Carlin

Seeing into the Future
“What you are is what you have been, and what you will be is what you do now.” – Buddha

Seen My Keys?
“If you are an average driver, you will lock yourself out of your car nine times in your life.” – Unknown

Someday You’ll Have Kids of Your Own
“This is the thankless position of the father in the family: the provider for all, and the enemy of all.” – August Strindberg

What’s Crazy Is I Actually Understand This
“Some people never go crazy.  What truly horrible lives they must lead.” – Charles Bukowski