Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of April 22, 2013

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“Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.” – Alfred Hitchcock

“They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.” – Raymond Floyd

“One of the problems the Internet has introduced is that in the electronic village all the village idiots have Internet access.” – Peter Nelson

The Messenger
“I never thought it was my style or the words I used that made a difference: It was the content. I wasn’t a great communicator; I communicated great things.” – Ronald Reagan

Bottom’s Up
“I’m 40. I don’t want a drink that gives me more energy. I want a drink that gives me hope.” – Nick Griffin