Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of June 10, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogA Proctologist
“What do you call a brain surgeon operating on a politician?” – Gary Wise

Anger Management
“‘Why aren’t you angry?’ the interviewer asked. ‘I would be if I thought it would help.’” – Nelson Mandela

No Lie
“The truth is something you don’t need to lie about.” – The Hour

Buddy, Can You Spare a Dime?
“An acquaintance is someone we know well enough to borrow from but not well enough to lend to.” – Ambrose Bierce

Bet You Can’t Do This!
“Women can do anything men can do but are smart enough not to.” – Cal FitzSimmons