Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of July 1, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogPlay It Again Sam
“Don’t tell my mother I work in an advertising agency – she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.” – Jacques Seguela

That Balances Out
“An accountant uses his personality for birth control.” – Unknown

One Way to Kiss Your Ass Goodbye
“Surely if God had meant for us to do yoga, He would have put our heads behind our knees.” – Rod Stewart

And They’re Cheap to Buy
“There’s no background check for buying a senator.” – David Letterman

Flamin’ Hot!
“My last girlfriend was pretty wild in bed. She used to cover me from head to toe with oil, and then set me on fire.” – David Corrado