Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of July 8, 2013

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“I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes.” – Philip Dusenberry

“It is not impossible if it’s possible.” – The Hour

A Little Help Here
“Are you thinking? Need any help?” – DCS Christopher Foyle, Foyle’s War

“Humor can be marvelously therapeutic. It can deflate without destroying; it can instruct while it entertains; it saves us from our pretensions; and it provides an outlet for feelings that expressed another way would be corrosive.” – George Valliant

Hope for Telemarketers
I have bad luck with women. A woman I was dating told me on the phone, ‘I have to go, there’s a telemarketer on the other line.’” – Zach Galifianakis