Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of July 15, 2013

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“Describing someone as ‘spry’ is just another way of saying you’re surprised they’re still alive.” – Cal FitzSimmons

Failure Is an Art
“Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing, variety of imperfectness.  We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.” – Samuel McChord Crothers

Ten Commandments (Amended)
“The first and great commandment is, don’t let them scare you.” – Elmer Davis

How to Tell If It’s a Good Idea
“Getting an idea should be like sitting down on a pin; it should make you jump up and do something.” – E.I. Simpson

No Need to Turn Around
“Flight attendant: ‘I’m sorry Mr. Walker, but we left your wife behind in Dallas.’ Mr. Walker: ‘Thank goodness. I thought I was going deaf.’” – Unknown