Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of August 12, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogHow Planes Really Stop
“Whoa big fella…WHOA…!” – Pilot on intercom as his plane landed in Burbank

You Don’t Own Me
“If you would know who controls you see who you may not criticize.” – Tacitus

That’s How Optometrists See It Too
“As an optimist, I’m willing to give pessimists the benefit of the doubt.” – Cal FitzSimmons

Not to Brag, But…
“Damn right I’m good in bed. I can stay there all day.” – Unknown

What’s That Funny Noise?
“Auto Repair Price List: Ping-Ping-Ping – $35. Plunk-Ping-Plunk – $50. Klunk-Ping-Klunk – $125. Thud-Klunk-Thud – $200. Clank-Thud-Klank – $325.” – Unknown

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