Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of September 2, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogIn honor of Labor Day:

My Bonus Depends On It
“Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.” – Unknown

Reason for Leaving My Last Job
“My mom moved.” – Actual response on a resume

Preparing for Presidential Primary
“If the pay was right, I’d travel with the carnival.” – Response to HR director in job interview

Do You Recognize This Person?
“You know you’re in trouble when the new policy on sexual harassment includes a picture of you.” – Unknown

Give Me Your Shovel
“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.” – Note on performance review