Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of September 9, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogDon’t Tempt Me
“The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the table.” – Unknown

Let Go of Me!
“Don’t argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.” – Unknown

His Caddy Gave Him a GPS
“He likes to be alone in the woods, go places where few have gone before and face seemingly impossible challenges.  Unfortunately, he does all this while golfing.” – Unknown

Hey…That’s My Family Tree You’re Talking About
“His family album indicates that his ancestors went west in a covered wagon. And when I saw the pictures of them, I realized why the wagon was covered.” – Unknown

Rodney?  Is that you?
“As a kid he was so ugly that they put him in a corner and fed him with a slingshot.” – Unknown