Is This the Party to Whom I’m Speaking?
“Have you ever noticed that wrong numbers are never engaged?” – Steven Wright
Humor in Truth
“Our guest of honor is living proof that having a goal, a dream, and struggling hard to attain it don’t always work.” – Unknown
Like When You Backed Your Dad’s Car Into the Wall
“People think that if they avoid the truth, it might change to something better before they have to hear it.” – Marsha Norman
First Rule of Politics
“Once you give up integrity, the rest is a piece of cake.” – J.R. Ewing