Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of September 16, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogI Understand What You’re Saying
“No matter how loudly actions speak, words are almost always easier to understand.” – Cal FitzSimmons

Is This the Party to Whom I’m Speaking?
“Have you ever noticed that wrong numbers are never engaged?” – Steven Wright

Humor in Truth
“Our guest of honor is living proof that having a goal, a dream, and struggling hard to attain it don’t always work.” – Unknown

Like When You Backed Your Dad’s Car Into the Wall
“People think that if they avoid the truth, it might change to something better before they have to hear it.” – Marsha Norman

First Rule of Politics
“Once you give up integrity, the rest is a piece of cake.” – J.R. Ewing