“When there is no more information it’s time to make a decision.” – The Unit
Life’s an Autobahn
“If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.” – Mario Andretti
That’s Not a Monobrow…Is It?
“Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here’s how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we’re done.” – George Carlin
I’m with You Sister!
“Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we’re merely loyal.” – Cathy Guisewite