Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of September 30, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogHouston…We Have A Challenge
“There are no problems, only challenges. Like if you fall out of a plane. Not a problem, only a challenge to grow wings in the next few seconds.” – Cal FitzSimmons

Pick One
“When there is no more information it’s time to make a decision.” – The Unit

Life’s an Autobahn
“If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.” – Mario Andretti

That’s Not a Monobrow…Is It?
“Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here’s how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we’re done.” – George Carlin

I’m with You Sister!
“Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we’re merely loyal.” – Cathy Guisewite