Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of October 28, 2013

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“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.” – A congressional candidate in Texas

You Call the Play
“The difference between an assistant coach and the head coach is the difference between making a suggestion and making a decision.” – Bobby Knight

But boss…!
“A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.” – Unknown

What Happens in Vegas…
“Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.” – Unknown

“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?” – Steven Wright