Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of November 4, 2013

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“How often do planes crash?” – Unknown

Work It Out
“A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.  On my desk I have a work station.” – Steven Wright

How to Write Better
“One word sentences?  Eliminate.” – Unknown

Going in Circles
“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” – Jason Kidd, when drafted by the Dallas Mavericks

Sh-h-h-h-h!
“How do you catch a unique rabbit? – Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? – Tame way, unique up on it.” – Unknown

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