Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of November 11, 2013

Clown clear 4 for blogSome Are Hard to Swallow
“Taste your words before spitting them out.” – Andrew Card

Okay…That Was a Compliment. Right?
“I’m surprised you even know what a backhanded compliment is.” – Cal FitzSimmons

Truth in Advertising
“Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?” – Sign in the window of an Oregon store

Children, Bosses, and Spouses
“I don’t suffer from stress. I am a carrier.” – Unknown

The Meaning of Life
“It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.” – Unknown