Okay…That Was a Compliment. Right?
“I’m surprised you even know what a backhanded compliment is.” – Cal FitzSimmons
Truth in Advertising
“Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?” – Sign in the window of an Oregon store
Children, Bosses, and Spouses
“I don’t suffer from stress. I am a carrier.” – Unknown
The Meaning of Life
“It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.” – Unknown