Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of December 9, 2013

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“Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.” – Paul Dickson

Why the Boss Is the Boss
“The person who knows ‘how’ will always have a job.  The person who knows ‘why’ will always be his boss.” – Diane Ravitch

Okay Boss, Explain This
“Why do we squeeze harder on the remote when we know the batteries are getting weak?” – Unknown

“When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, ‘It’s all right.’? Well, it isn’t all right so why don’t we say, ‘That hurt, you stupid idiot!’?”  – Unknown

“You cannot really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.” – Unknown