Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of January 6, 2014

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“Coming back to life as a hillbilly.” – Unknown

Abandon Ship!
“To me, going on a cruise is like being in jail. Only you’ve got a chance to drown.” – Lou Holtz on why he wouldn’t make a good cruise line spokesman

Have We Met?
“Opportunity is sometimes hard to recognize if you’re only looking for a lucky break.” – Monta Crane

Problems, Problems
“Any response that is focused on the problem, rather than the solution, will perpetrate that problem.” – H.A. Dorfman

“What fish say when they hit a concrete wall.” – Unknown