Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of January 13, 2014

Clown clear 4 for blogLove Hurts
“Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more.” – Elementary student’s answer to test question “What is love?”

Back in 15
“Going to Jail Sale.” – Yard sale sign

Taxing Lesson
“Teach your children about taxes. Eat 30% of their ice cream.” – Unknown

“Write an Example of a Risk”
“This.” – Elementary student’s answer to this test question

Sounds Plausible
“Miranda can’t see anything when she looks down her microscope. Suggest one reason why not.” Test question. “She’s blind.” Elementary student’s answer. “Nice try.” Teacher’s response.