Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of February 17, 2014

Clown clear 4 for blog“Somewhat Awry”
“Holy crap!” – Cal FitzSimmons

We’re Going On With or Without You
“We’re going to operate a certain way, and if you’re not, we’re not changing our standard for your actions.” – University of Washington football coach Chris Petersen on how he handles discipline with his players

We’ve Got to Quit Meeting Like This
“Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.” – Franklin P. Jones

Based Upon What I Know…
“Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.” – Samuel Butler

Hollywood Squares
Q:  “If you’re going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?”
Charlie Weaver: “Three days of steady drinking should do it.”