Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of February 24, 2014

Clown clear 4 for blogGreek Row Buster
“The answer to this last question will determine if you’re drunk or not: was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?” – Unknown

“O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds.” – Scottish Prayer

Whoa, Big Fella!
“The best way to ride a horse is in the direction that the horse is going.” – Unknown

Start Without Me
“I have no problem with change. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” –Monk

Fightin’ Words
“We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, ‘You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.’” – Elayne Boosler