Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of March 31, 2014

Clown clear 4 for blogWhy the Kids Won’t Let Their Kids Drive with Grandpa
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather – who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” – Unknown

Pretty Sure
“Act 100% certain when you feel only 51% right.” – Northern Exposure

“All pitchers have the capacity; not all have the determination.” – H.A. Dorfman

“I say touch can be learned. I don’t say touch can be taught. The way you learn touch is by practice. There is no other way.” – Harvey Penick, legendary golf instructor

Outta My Way!
“Nobody stops you if you’re going 90 m.p.h.” – Joe Scarborough