Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of March 17, 2014

Clown clear 4 for blogHold Me Back!
“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces, and then eat just one of the pieces.” – Judith Viorst

Hint, Hint
“A hint is the hardest kind of request to decode and the easiest to refuse.” – Malcolm Gladwell

Not Good Enough
“People settle. They don’t plan to fail, but they don’t work and sacrifice to succeed. They just settle.” – Unknown

“Inspiration: the momentary cessation of stupidity.” – The Unit

I Think So
“Is that what you know – or what you believe?” – House, M.D.


Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of March 10, 2014

Clown clear 4 for blogYou Suck!
“That’s a talent of mine – I can take almost anything as a compliment.” – Monk

I’m Trying
“Take your time – but hurry.” – Wyatt Earp, when asked how to win a gunfight

“You can do anything if you’re prepared to deal with the consequences.” – Paul Newman

What Matters
“Experience is helpful, but it is judgment that matters.” – Colin Powell

One of These Days, Alice…!
“If they can put a man on the moon…why can’t they put them all there?” – Jill (graffiti on a bathroom wall)

Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of March 3, 2014

Clown clear 4 for blogJust What the Wife Wants to Hear
“You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.” – Paul F. Crickmore, test pilot

The Cost of Experience
“Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.” – Albert Einstein

 Stephen King?
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” – Paul Keating

Political Debates Homework
“Get your facts right first and then you can distort them as much as you please.” – Mark Twain

How Wars Get Started
“An interpreter is one who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter’s advantage for the other to have said.” – Ambrose Bierce

Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of February 24, 2014

Clown clear 4 for blogGreek Row Buster
“The answer to this last question will determine if you’re drunk or not: was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?” – Unknown

“O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds.” – Scottish Prayer

Whoa, Big Fella!
“The best way to ride a horse is in the direction that the horse is going.” – Unknown

Start Without Me
“I have no problem with change. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” –Monk

Fightin’ Words
“We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, ‘You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.’” – Elayne Boosler

Quick Quirky Quotes™ for Week of February 17, 2014

Clown clear 4 for blog“Somewhat Awry”
“Holy crap!” – Cal FitzSimmons

We’re Going On With or Without You
“We’re going to operate a certain way, and if you’re not, we’re not changing our standard for your actions.” – University of Washington football coach Chris Petersen on how he handles discipline with his players

We’ve Got to Quit Meeting Like This
“Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.” – Franklin P. Jones

Based Upon What I Know…
“Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.” – Samuel Butler

Hollywood Squares
Q:  “If you’re going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?”
Charlie Weaver: “Three days of steady drinking should do it.”