Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big? (Don’t Answer!)
“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.” – Unknown
Few Pitches Are Perfect
“Batters are looking for pitchers who make mistakes.” – Mike Blowers, former Seattle Mariner
There’s More to You Than I Thought
“99% of who you are is invisible and untouchable.” – R. Buckminster Fuller
The Nose Ring Is Next
“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” – Rita Rudner
Mind Games
“All those who believe in Telekinesis raise my hand.” – Steven Wright
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