I Must Be Popular!
“I’m always amazed by the number of people in parades who recognize me and wave.” – Cal FitzSimmons
Exercise Would Help?
“She just got too lazy to shut up.” – Raylan Givens, Justified
Poor Zebras
“I don’t listen to the refs. I don’t listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.” – Charles Barkley
Hope Is Out There
“Even the cry from the depths is an affirmation: why cry if there is no hint of hope of hearing?” – Martin Marty
Will Someone Please Just Stop Me?
“Insanity: knowing that what you’re doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can’t stop it.” – Elizabeth Wurtzel