Speaking of Stalkers
“If you ever leave me, I’ll go with you.” – Rene Taylor
A Tart Tort
“Are you taking singing lessons? Who’s your teacher? Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer to sue her.” – Simon Cowell
True
“It does not require many words to speak the truth.” – Chief Joseph, Nez Perce
Neigh!
“Wild horses couldn’t drag a secret out of most women over lunch. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses.” – Ivern Boyett
Guess Who?
“Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There’s no end to the game. Finally, I grabbed him by the bib and said, ‘Look, it’s always gonna be me!’” – Rita Rudner
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